Viewers of The Colbert Report are familiar with his frequent "Monkey on the Lam" spots, featuring real stories of escaped monkeys and their adventures.
Well, here's the tale of a Monkey on the Take. He's been caught on tape robbing a local Dallas plant store.
WFAA.com: Police believe monkey used to steal from business
Considering how much I spend on plants each year, maybe I should trade in my labrador and tortoise for a gibbon...?